"Don't let me near your baby!" (Andrew Harrer/Bloomberg via Getty Images)
Coming soon to CBS primetime, it’s “Alan Simpson yells at kids!” He set out to scold elderly Americans for whining about possible changes to Social Security but took a sudden left turn somewhere near “thank-you notes.” Who knew hip hop culture circa 1993 was to blame for our budget deficit? Also, Snoop, Snoopy … Snoopy Poop — what’s his name? Maybe this will clear things up for Alan.
