Category Archives: Miscellaneous

Gone Weddinin’

On Saturday, I’ll finally be able to hear “Single Ladies” without experiencing an all-consuming wave of anxiety. I’m getting married. Apparently, I should be doing it in New Jersey. I’m not. But I will be out of town. Please bear … Continue reading

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The Week in Kids

Here’s what harmed helpless youth this week. Google is changing the way your kids’ brains work. (And yours too. Seriously, Google it.) No matter. Their/its/Her brain is better than mine anyway. Friend of the site Randy B. referred me to … Continue reading

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Kids around the web

While you were stuck trying to think of the next Weiner joke, here’s what the Internet was up to… Jackson Pollock wannabe Aelita Andre got her first show in New York. Oh, did I mention she’s four and totally annoying? … Continue reading

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